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Si hay una máquina de gimnasio que me encante, esa es la elíptica. Sus movimientos no son tan realistas como los del running o los de la bicicleta, pero es más divertida. Y si a eso le unes unas ruedas y la posibilidad de salir a la calle a moverte, el resultado es apasionante: EliptiGO…

If there’s one thing I love it’s anything but standing. I can’t stand standing. It makes my legs feel funny. This is 2010 — where’s my hover-chair?! I saw Wall-E, I thought we’d have those by now. I’m being serious — I’m not gonna take this lying down (but God how I want to!).

It’s all from the twisted imagination of designer Fabian Brunsing, who’s asking for half a Euro for the chance to rest. Otherwise, the bench won’t retract the rather mean looking spikes that cover the seat.

Admittedly, it does seem like a pretty clever bum-deterrent, but I am NOT paying to be sodomized again.

Hit the jump for a video demo of the ass-shanker in action.

Se ve jevy esta movie, pa nosotros los nerds…. WOoooooo

* Movie: The Social Network
* Release date: October 1, 2010
* MPAA Rating: Unknown
* Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Timberlake, Andrew Garfield, Joseph Mazzello and Armie Hammer.
* Directed By: David Fincher.

For those of you who wonder what a Real Transformer would look like… Say hello to Optimus Prime. This is a real photo taken from China’s Olympic Village… Pretty Cool huh?

This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies.

The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of “playable” prophylactics, each with its own punny name:

• Ribbed – The Long End of Zelda
• Heat – Dong
• Tingle – Bone Zone 2
• Thin – Super Mario Land of Love
• X Safe – Sextris
• Large – Donkey Shlong

Clever. Of course, I’ve been rocking video game condoms forever (read: putting my wiener through the hole in PS3 discs). Don’t tell the guys at GameStop!