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If there’s one thing I love it’s anything but standing. I can’t stand standing. It makes my legs feel funny. This is 2010 — where’s my hover-chair?! I saw Wall-E, I thought we’d have those by now. I’m being serious — I’m not gonna take this lying down (but God how I want to!).

It’s all from the twisted imagination of designer Fabian Brunsing, who’s asking for half a Euro for the chance to rest. Otherwise, the bench won’t retract the rather mean looking spikes that cover the seat.

Admittedly, it does seem like a pretty clever bum-deterrent, but I am NOT paying to be sodomized again.

Hit the jump for a video demo of the ass-shanker in action.

This summer, California Skateparks brought The World’s Largest Skateboard to Camp Woodward PA. One afternoon, campers and staff took the enormous skateboard out for a ride. Late in the day, California Skateparks owner, Joe Ciaglia decided to take his creation for a solo ride.