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Si quieres ser un hombre, sentirte como un hombre y oler como un hombre, has de tener la colonia DEL hombre más hombre de la tierra, Bruce Willis. Así de fácil.

Porque Bruce es un hombre de verdad, de los que gustan las mujeres. Y nosotros queremos gustarle a las mujeres, ¿no? Bueno, al menos la gran mayoría.

Deseoso estoy de encontrar esta colonia en el Mercadona y es que, no estará a la venta en los USA todabia,  sino en Europa. ¡Toma ya!

Si hay una máquina de gimnasio que me encante, esa es la elíptica. Sus movimientos no son tan realistas como los del running o los de la bicicleta, pero es más divertida. Y si a eso le unes unas ruedas y la posibilidad de salir a la calle a moverte, el resultado es apasionante: EliptiGO…

This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies.

The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of “playable” prophylactics, each with its own punny name:

• Ribbed – The Long End of Zelda
• Heat – Dong
• Tingle – Bone Zone 2
• Thin – Super Mario Land of Love
• X Safe – Sextris
• Large – Donkey Shlong

Clever. Of course, I’ve been rocking video game condoms forever (read: putting my wiener through the hole in PS3 discs). Don’t tell the guys at GameStop!

This is a list somebody wrote allegedly explaining why geeks make superior lovers (which is 100% true). Some of the reasons I agree with, but most of it sounds like it was written by someone who’s never seen a vagina before (is it true they look like baby crocodiles?!).

1. we’re more curious than the rest of the population.

2. We’re hackers by trade, so we are open to trying new things.

3. We produce things for ordinary users, so we’re more attuned to producing an orgasm in our partner then the rest of the population.

4. We use technology to help get you in the mood even before you arrive.

5. We’re more likely to mute our telephone, and turn down the volume on the computer so incoming IM’s don’t make a sound. We’re also used to not answering the telephone, instead preferring asynchronous means of communications.

6. We watch a lot of porn, so we know a lot of positions. This means we’re open to trying them all.

7. Geeks multitask. So we pleasure multiple erogenous zones in our partners… kissing, f***ing, tweaking and rubbing all at the same time.

8. We are more available. We can fix your vibrator when we’re not. Other people are not gonna steal us. We’re smart, and increasingly, we’re rich.

9. We’re sensitive to your needs. We learn this by spending way too much time with google analytics, nagios, server load times and iO rates.

10. Finally, we’re geeks. Girls prefer jocks. So we will go out of our way to be special to you.

I’m pretty sure I could easily come up with a more convincing list. And I’m not just saying that because I’m probably definitely the most accomplished lover in the room, but I’ve never let my partner down. Sat on it a few times, sure, but never let it down. Have I, Rosie? Rosie?! Oh come on – TAKE THE OVEN MITT OFF AND TALK TO ME!

Falto El Drid X digo El Droid X… LOL … Wooooooooo !!!

Si algo odio de Facebook es FarmVille, es una aplicación que poco aporta y crea una adicción enfermiza, por ello desde que en el evento donde se habló de iOS 4 se anunció que esta aplicación más que popular de la red llegaría a nuestros iPhone y iPod Touch, era fácil denotar que sería un éxito total. Hoy es el día, la aplicación de FarmVille ya ha llegado a la App Store, con todo lo que ya conocíamos previamente en su versión original así que vayan preparando sus terminales.

Seguramente en muy pocas horas se convertirá en la aplicación número uno de varias tiendas internacionales. Alguna de las funciones novedosas que traerá es notifcaciones Push, lo que te recordará cualquier situación que se deba hacer en la granja para no tener problemas. La aplicación es totalmente gratuita, de ahí Zinga se asegura el éxito total, de momento sólo se encuentra disponible en la tienda de Nueva Zelanda, será cuestión de esperar a que llegue a nuestros respectivos países.

Apple’s iOS 4 is scheduled to go live in a few (jun 21) and here’s everything you need to know to update your iPhone or iPod touch.

The final release version of iOS 4 for iPhone or iPod touch hits today (iPad isn’t coming until later this fall) and we’ll post it up right on the front page the minute it’s ready. Before you race to download, however, there are a few steps you want to go through to get ready — to make sure you have the smoothest upgrade possible.

Check device compatibility

The 2009 iPhone 3GS and iPod touch G3 (64GB and 32GB) get the full update (except for iPhone 4 specific features like FaceTime that require different hardware). Multitasking, folders, wallpapers, unified inbox, multiple Exchange accounts, the whole shebang.

The 2008 iPhone 3G and iPod touch G2 (which includes the 2009 iPod touch 8GB) won’t be getting multitasking, custom wallpaper, and Bluetooth keyboard support as Apple maintains the hardware isn’t capable (they have slower CPU, GPU, etc.)

The 2007 original iPhone 2G and iPod touch aren’t compatible with iOS 4.

If you’re not sure which iPhone or iPod touch you have, check Apple’s support pages. [iPhone, iPod touch]

Make sure you’re running iTunes 9.2

You need iTunes 9.2 in order to activate iOS 4 (and the forthcoming iPhone 4). Apple released it last Wednesday so, if you haven’t gotten it already, hit Software Update and download the latest, or get it directly from Apple. [iTunes 9.2].

(Developers, remember you have the option of updating via Xcode instead of iTunes).

If you’ve Jailbroken, re-virginize

Safe and sound, an ounce of prevention, etc. etc. make us feel safer restoring a Jailbroken iPhone to 3.1.x before attempting to upgrade to iOS 4. You may not have a problem, but we’ve heard from enough readers who have for us to include this step.

And remember, updating to iOS 4 will mean no Jailbreak, no unlock for now. If that’s a deal breaker for you, don’t upgrade.

If you need extra help with this step, we’ve got a thread up in the TiPb Jailbreak Forum just for you.

Update your apps

One of iOS 4’s biggest new features is multitasking, especially saved state (so your apps restart where you left them), and background audio, location, and VoIP (so you can listen to streaming music, get turn-by-turn directions, and answer internet phone calls even when not in the apps). However, developers have to update their apps for iOS 4 compatibility. That means new versions will be showing up in iTunes on the desktop or App Store on your iPhone/iPod touch, and that means you’ll have to update to them.

Depending on how fast developers get the updates done, how fast Apple approves them, how many apps you have, and how big they are, this process could take a while. Might as well get started while you’re waiting.

(We’re keeping an eye out for major iOS 4 apps and compatibility updates so bookmark that link for future reference).

Backup your data

Once you have iTunes installed, plug in your iPhone and/or iPod touch and sync it. You want your data backed up, anything you’ve purchased or updated on-device transferred safely to your Windows/Mac library, and the position of any media you’re currently enjoying recorded so you can keep going from the same place once your iOS 4 update is done.

Remember, if you haven’t synced in a while it could take a few minutes to backup. Don’t be impatient, let it run.

Once that’s done, launch iPhoto on your Mac or your favorite image capture program on Windows and copy over any photos you’ve taken on the iPhone. Losing your Camera Roll, especially if it has a lot of special moments recorded, is something to be avoided at all costs.

Get up to speed on iOS 4

Once everything is done and ready, and if you’re still waiting for Apple to release the update, why not check out our complete iOS 4 walkthrough so once you’ve downloaded and installed it you can spend your time enjoying the new functionality, not trying to discover it.